There are many things British tourists should worry about when travelling to France. Being laughed at for attempting GCSE-level French. Accidentally ordering raw steak. Paris taxi drivers. The existential despair of paying €9 for a small beer near the Eiffel Tower.

What perhaps wasn’t on many nicotine pouch users’ bingo cards was the possibility of being treated like Pablo Escobar for carrying a tin of mint pouches in their backpack.

Yet here we are.

France has now criminalised the possession of nicotine pouches entirely. Not regulated them. Not restricted flavours. Simply banned them outright.

Which means British travellers carrying products that are perfectly legal in the UK, Sweden and many other EU countries could technically find themselves falling foul of French drug laws.

In France, drug use offences can carry penalties of up to one year in prison and a €3,750 fine. Yet under the nicotine pouch ban, simply being in possession of mint nicotine pouches could theoretically expose consumers to prison sentences of up to five years and fines reportedly reaching €375,000. One suspects the priorities may have drifted slightly.

A nicotine pouch tin next to a French police badge, symbolizing the absurdity of the ban

All this over small nicotine pouches routinely sold in supermarkets and convenience stores across Europe.

It is difficult not to admire the sheer bureaucratic absurdity of it all.

A Swedish tourist can legally buy nicotine pouches at home, travel across Europe, and suddenly become a suspected criminal the moment they cross the French border. Somewhere in Brussels, this presumably counts as “harmonisation”.

The irony is especially rich given France’s rather longstanding and well documented relationship with actual recreational drug use. France has some of the highest cannabis use rates in Europe, yet policymakers appear to have decided that flavoured nicotine pouches are the true menace confronting the Republic.

One can only imagine the police briefing:

“Forget the organised crime gangs, Jean-Pierre. We’ve had reports of a British man in possession of a tin of Ice Cool Mint 12mg near Calais.”

For UK consumers, the practical advice is straightforward: if you’re travelling to France, do not assume the rules are the same as elsewhere in Europe. That tin in your pocket may be entirely legal at home while being prohibited in France.

The wider issue, however, is the growing policy incoherence across Europe when it comes to safer nicotine products. Some countries regulate them sensibly. Others ban them outright. Consumers are left navigating a legal minefield where crossing a border can instantly transform lawful behaviour into a criminal offence.

Not bad going for a product that could significantly reduce a country’s smoking rate and eliminate the health harms associated with smoking for those who switch completely.